Some things you wish your friends didn’t tell you.

Like your sons’ had really bad body odor last time they visited. (They’re much better now. Taking two showers a day.)

Like the fingernails will be an issue in the food industry.

Like their son is the valedictorian of his school and has worked his entire high school career.

…I’m pretty sure that’s the green-eyed monster that got into my computer and not me. Er, maybe not.