about a hysterectomy is that, in addition to not having 20 day periods each month, I no longer have to worry about getting pregnant.
My mother got pregnant on the pill.
My mother got pregnant with a tubal.
But not even my mother got pregnant with a hysterectomy.
It’s finally all over, folks. (The worrying and wondering, I mean.)
And unlike some women who feel that having a hysterectomy makes them less feminine, and some doctors who won’t do the procedure for as near as I can tell that reason, I say, “Thank you, Jesus.”